"Both nights in Cleveland have now sold out in advance.  There's a rumour we may be able to sell some tickets at the door, but that's not guaranteed, so show up early if you plan on coming and don't have a ticket.  In addition we will have some special edition t-shirts for sale to commemorate the event.  These are very limited and first come first serve at the shows, starting on night #1.  See ya soon, Cleveland!  Ya gotta be tough..."